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I have come to the conclusion that I make checking expiration dates, at four in the morning, look glamorous.  

The thing I most like about typing instead of talking is that you can’t mispronounce anything, even though when you talk you can’t have typos…

After much myspace blog searching...

And after I FINALLY remembered my password… 

The Little Lumber Jill

          Once upon a time there was a little lumber Jill who loved to chop down trees and slice wood. One day someone came to her house and asked her to chop some wood. That made the little lumber Jill very happy when she finish the chopping and slicing they paid her. So she went back home to chop more wood. While chopping she had a great idea! She could chop other people’s fire wood for them! So she went to the first house and asked if they needed any fire wood to be chopped, and they did they had fifty-seven large oak trees that were struck by lighting that they wanted to be chopped in, at the most five days! And they would pay her lots of money. After an hour and a half she said “Do’s ya have’s anymore’s?” The family was shocked they asked if she was finished. She smiled and nodded very quickly, she had.

The End

Actually it was just "The little lumber Jill"

And why?…

Life is good!

I think I may have found an excellent new home! It involves my favourite unrelated family, little to no rent, and a simple transfer to a different Walgreen’s. Thank god for best friends, eh?

You are boring

And we never talk anymore. Please remedy this problem. 

In happy news, my skin is growing back!

Make a circle like this...

zombiehat:

In regards to the photos:

I had a birthday. I mostly sat in bed, coughing up green phlegm and hatin’ on stuff. My sister came over to bug me and we ate food and I took a picture of her playing her stomach.

Oh, and that flower, is tea.

Um, thanks. I love you too. didn’t you ask me how to spell phlegm?